From Finding Nemo - (as Dory holds Crab out of the water) SEAGULLS: "Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine."

From Finding Nemo - (as Dory holds Crab...

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From Toy Story - (in preparation for the toy mutiny) WOODY: "Wind the frog."

From Toy Story - (in preparation for the...

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HOLE Yes, I'm still alive, thank you very much. I've been really busy lately...mendin' fences, patchin' roofs, oilin' spurs, and...

HOLE Yes, I'm still alive, thank you very...

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MIA This entry is about heart-ache. This entry is about lost love. This entry is about that hollow feeling in the pit of your...

MIA This entry is about heart-ache. This...

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HOUSEWORK Luckily for me, I rarely have to worry about any kind of heavy duty, treehouse housework. Seems my neighbor Renee (bless...

HOUSEWORK Luckily for me, I rarely have to...

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COWBOY KISSES Recently, in a casual conversation with a very attractive lady, I was asked if cowboy kisses were categorically...

COWBOY KISSES Recently, in a casual...

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CHAPTER 3 - No Boundary Hugs and Kisses This type of intimacy most often occurs in the lady's hotel room, and only after an...

CHAPTER 3 - No Boundary Hugs and Kisses ...

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THE MYSTERIES OF CHOCOLATE About thirty seconds after the first cowboy met the first cowgirl, a dilemma arose...and every...

THE MYSTERIES OF CHOCOLATE About thirty...

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I WONDER How come all those Senators who are running for President are out there trying to upstage each other by proposing economic...

I WONDER How come all those Senators who...

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MINI MEYER (Volume 4) Even then, I had a tree house. It was little more than scraps of lumber nailed across two limbs in a huge...

MINI MEYER (Volume 4) Even then, I had a...

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MISS ANNABELL I wonder if you realize How recently I dried my eyes. And tried my best to disremember Things. I'm joyous...

MISS ANNABELL I wonder if you realize ...

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JUSTIFIABLE DOG-ECIDE You'd think a cowboy would learn... Since Dog is...well...a dog, he eats out of a medium-sized stainless...

JUSTIFIABLE DOG-ECIDE You'd think a cowboy...

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WHEN I THINK OF YOU Little toy soldiers and quart mason jars, Raspberry Kool-aide, wood ducks...and stars. Crumpled-up tin foil,...

WHEN I THINK OF YOU Little toy soldiers...

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I'M SICK OF IT... It takes an lot...and I do mean a lot...but when a cowboy finally gets a belly full...something's got to give......

I'M SICK OF IT... It takes an lot...and I...

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HAPPY? With the spring thaw just around the corner, I've been quite busy...what with fence mendin', roof patchin', and various other...

HAPPY? With the spring thaw just around...

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AS GOOD AS IT GETS... I've lived in Texas for half a century, and I thought I'd seen it all. Yesterday...a sign in front of a...

AS GOOD AS IT GETS... I've lived in Texas...

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THE VISITOR Whenever I've been gone for a while, I always stop on the ridge above the creek and inspect the treehouse for evidence...

THE VISITOR Whenever I've been gone for a...

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY The oldest known valentine still in existence today was a poem written by Charles, Duke of Orleans to his wife...

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY The oldest known...

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MINI MEYER (Volume 3) I was not a bad kid, and as little cowboys go, certainly not a terror. I was merely curious, inventive,...

MINI MEYER (Volume 3) I was not a bad kid,...

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MINI-MEYER (Volume 2) Every aspiring cowboy has a trusty steed. Mine was not a thoroughbred stallion, she was a mustang pony....

MINI-MEYER (Volume 2) Every aspiring...

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BOTHERS This morning, as I was scraping away three days worth of whiskers, I became fascinated by the mirror. No, not the image in...

BOTHERS This morning, as I was scraping...

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The cowboy cure for frostbit tongues... (just in case someone dares you to stick your tongue on that flagpole across the street) ...

The cowboy cure for frostbit tongues... ...

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MINI-MEYER (Volume 1) Every last one of us had a childhood...some were happy, others best forgotten. Mine was a mixture of both...a...

MINI-MEYER (Volume 1) Every last one of us...

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MUDDIN' Just in case there's a Yankee in the bunch...muddin' is a southern term for fun...as in locking in the four-wheel drive,...

MUDDIN' Just in case there's a Yankee in...

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LOVE 101 For most of my adult life, I've heard people talk about "finding" love. To me, that's almost as absurd as "discovering"...

LOVE 101 For most of my adult life, I've...

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