PERVERT I don't consider myself a pervert, and although I never really gave it much thought, the question DID arise this morning. ...

PERVERT I don't consider myself a pervert,...

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FREE CHOCOLAT (MINI MEYER Volume 5) I've always had a special relationship with Mischief. Ever since I can remember, he has...

FREE CHOCOLAT (MINI MEYER Volume 5) I've...

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(cont) It's really not a long story, folks. The old barn was quite spooky in the darkness, and hand-holdin' quickly turned into...

(cont) It's really not a long story,...

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OVER THE RAINBOW - E. Y. Harburg (includes the all-but-obscure second verse that Dorothy was supposed to cry her way through...

OVER THE RAINBOW - E. Y. Harburg ...

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SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS Ok neighbors...I know this may not be the most desirable topic of conversation around the campfire, but since...

SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS Ok neighbors...I...

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TIME OUT (dammit) *long, slow, deep breath* Whew, it has been one helluva last few months, neighbors. At work, cowboyin'...

TIME OUT (dammit) *long, slow, deep...

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... I awoke last night to the sound of thunder, How far off I sat and wondered. Started humming a song from 1962... Ain't it...

... I awoke last night to the sound of...

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... And some folks loves ham hocks and some folks loves pork chops and some folks love vegetable soup. But Roland the roadie...

... And some folks loves ham hocks and some...

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ADVENTURES IN STYLE I was mendin' fence out by the highway when this car pulled up. Woman driver. She opened her mouth and when...

ADVENTURES IN STYLE I was mendin' fence...

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GHOST STORY Along about 1910 or so, three brothers, all of them chemists by trade, were working together in a private pharmaceutical...

GHOST STORY Along about 1910 or so, three...

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Striking a match by which to see, the chemist was almost struck breathless. Here, in the master's chambers, beneath the lone window, was...

Striking a match by which to see, the chemist...

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(someone suggested that since it looked like I was in the midst of a spell of writer's block, I should bump this to the top of the blog)...

(someone suggested that since it looked like I...

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From Finding Nemo - (as Dory holds Crab out of the water) SEAGULLS: "Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine."

From Finding Nemo - (as Dory holds Crab...

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From Toy Story - (in preparation for the toy mutiny) WOODY: "Wind the frog."

From Toy Story - (in preparation for the...

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HOLE Yes, I'm still alive, thank you very much. I've been really busy lately...mendin' fences, patchin' roofs, oilin' spurs, and...

HOLE Yes, I'm still alive, thank you very...

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MIA This entry is about heart-ache. This entry is about lost love. This entry is about that hollow feeling in the pit of your...

MIA This entry is about heart-ache. This...

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HOUSEWORK Luckily for me, I rarely have to worry about any kind of heavy duty, treehouse housework. Seems my neighbor Renee (bless...

HOUSEWORK Luckily for me, I rarely have to...

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COWBOY KISSES Recently, in a casual conversation with a very attractive lady, I was asked if cowboy kisses were categorically...

COWBOY KISSES Recently, in a casual...

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CHAPTER 3 - No Boundary Hugs and Kisses This type of intimacy most often occurs in the lady's hotel room, and only after an...

CHAPTER 3 - No Boundary Hugs and Kisses ...

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THE MYSTERIES OF CHOCOLATE About thirty seconds after the first cowboy met the first cowgirl, a dilemma arose...and every...

THE MYSTERIES OF CHOCOLATE About thirty...

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I WONDER How come all those Senators who are running for President are out there trying to upstage each other by proposing economic...

I WONDER How come all those Senators who...

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MINI MEYER (Volume 4) Even then, I had a tree house. It was little more than scraps of lumber nailed across two limbs in a huge...

MINI MEYER (Volume 4) Even then, I had a...

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MISS ANNABELL I wonder if you realize How recently I dried my eyes. And tried my best to disremember Things. I'm joyous...

MISS ANNABELL I wonder if you realize ...

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JUSTIFIABLE DOG-ECIDE You'd think a cowboy would learn... Since Dog is...well...a dog, he eats out of a medium-sized stainless...

JUSTIFIABLE DOG-ECIDE You'd think a cowboy...

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WHEN I THINK OF YOU Little toy soldiers and quart mason jars, Raspberry Kool-aide, wood ducks...and stars. Crumpled-up tin foil,...

WHEN I THINK OF YOU Little toy soldiers...

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