 - Last login: 3 hours agoTextuous
- Textuous is a 51 year old guy from Near-N-Yondered, Texas, USA.
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- Member since Mar 30, 2006
Antique Cowboy with tarnished six-shooter, rusty spurs, and swaybacked steed. Garage kept, housebroken, and mannerful. Grammatically textuous, with traces of chivalry and dance-floor etiquette. If you read the blog...the least you can do is say hello and leave a smile or sumthin'.
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The cowboy cure for frostbit tongues...
(just in case someone dares you to stick your tongue on that flagpole across the street)
Place a reasonably attractive, and highly willing cowgirl in a chair. Approach her from the rear, tilt her head back, and kiss her deeply. This puts the rough, and most sensitive side of two tongues surface to surface. Continue until neither party can breathe normally. Guaranteed to thaw anything that's frozen...and boil anything else that's alive.
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