 - Last login: 3 hours agoTextuous
- Textuous is a 51 year old guy from Near-N-Yondered, Texas, USA.
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- Member since Mar 30, 2006
Antique Cowboy with tarnished six-shooter, rusty spurs, and swaybacked steed. Garage kept, housebroken, and mannerful. Grammatically textuous, with traces of chivalry and dance-floor etiquette. If you read the blog...the least you can do is say hello and leave a smile or sumthin'.
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THE MYSTERIES OF CHOCOLATE
About thirty seconds after the first cowboy met the first cowgirl, a dilemma arose...and every generation of cowboy since has struggled for the answer to that problem...
What does a cowboy do with his hands?
The very root of this mystery stems from the fact that the cowboy never has enough data to make an informed decision.
Take, for example, the situational circumstance when the cowgirl smiles coyly and says..."You wanna piece of this chocolate?"
Lack-of-information overload.
One scenario finds said cowgirl offering the box of delights, wherein the cowboy busies his fingers with unwrapping the foil to expose the yumminess therein.
Yet a completely different set of circumstances arises when said cowgirl gently places that unwrapped chocolate morsel between her teeth, and gazes becomingly into cowboy eyes.
Hmmm...
...while this most certainly leads his fingers to unwrapping, and exposing of yumminess...the motor skills and attention to detail needed are most decidedly different.
And thus, the mystery continues.
(I just LOVE a good mystery...don't you?)
Meyer
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